Saturday, 28 July 2012
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Friday, 27 July 2012
Wednesday, 18 July 2012
IMPORTANT: We're moving our blog!!
Hi guys!
Just to let you all know that we've moved our blog to our main website so please update your bookmarks to the new address:
http://blog.adultsextoyscity.co.uk/
See you over there darlings!
Much love,
Brenda C
xxxx
Just to let you all know that we've moved our blog to our main website so please update your bookmarks to the new address:
http://blog.adultsextoyscity.co.uk/
See you over there darlings!
Much love,
Brenda C
xxxx
Tuesday, 17 July 2012
Friday, 13 July 2012
Sex Questions That Are Never Answered Properly!
At least not honestly anyway! Or perhaps they're impossible to answer?
Q: Does size really matter?
~ I mean, how can anyone answer this with a definitive answer where (and please 'scuse the pun) one size fits all. For some a cock the size of a drain pipe with a football stuck on the end is the only prick that fulfils. Whilst for others they care more about the girth or thickness rather than length. Some claim to not care at all. I'm really not so sure on this last point! I personally don't want to be getting out the tweezers and magnifying glass during a romping session. Having said that I don't want a man who thinks that just because he's got a big cock that he can just ram it 'home' really hard - and somehow this will be satisfying or "job done!"
Q: Does my bum look big (in this?)
~ well, I don't need to tell you that this is a pretty loaded question that can never be answered honestly. Guys; if a gal asks you this she's probably insecure about her size of her butt. Don't give joke answers...just tell her she has a great arse and it looks sexy in anything/nothing!
Q: Any question relating to ex boyfriends or girlfriends!
~ I mean, come on! Don't even go there! You don't want to hear about the fantastic sex they had with so and so..all you want to hear is that they had a small cock/smelly pussy, they were shit in bed and that you (yes, you the current lover) are the best they've ever had and likely to ever have! It's a risky type of question to ask...try to avoid even though we're all curios about our loved-ones' pasts!
Q: How long have you been pregnant for? (when the woman is just fat!)
~ well...erm... wtf do you say? No idea! just run..run away fast and never look back! haha!
Other risky questions to ask that do have a definitive answer (usually!):
Q: do you fancy a threesome?
Q: do you love me (too)?
Q: do you want babies one day?
What questions has someone asked you before that were impossible to answer? Or did you answer and get yourself into deep do-do?!? Come on! Spill the beans!!
Lots of love,
Brenda C
xxx
Adult Sex Toys City
Q: Does size really matter?
~ I mean, how can anyone answer this with a definitive answer where (and please 'scuse the pun) one size fits all. For some a cock the size of a drain pipe with a football stuck on the end is the only prick that fulfils. Whilst for others they care more about the girth or thickness rather than length. Some claim to not care at all. I'm really not so sure on this last point! I personally don't want to be getting out the tweezers and magnifying glass during a romping session. Having said that I don't want a man who thinks that just because he's got a big cock that he can just ram it 'home' really hard - and somehow this will be satisfying or "job done!"
Q: Does my bum look big (in this?)
~ well, I don't need to tell you that this is a pretty loaded question that can never be answered honestly. Guys; if a gal asks you this she's probably insecure about her size of her butt. Don't give joke answers...just tell her she has a great arse and it looks sexy in anything/nothing!
Q: Any question relating to ex boyfriends or girlfriends!
~ I mean, come on! Don't even go there! You don't want to hear about the fantastic sex they had with so and so..all you want to hear is that they had a small cock/smelly pussy, they were shit in bed and that you (yes, you the current lover) are the best they've ever had and likely to ever have! It's a risky type of question to ask...try to avoid even though we're all curios about our loved-ones' pasts!
Q: How long have you been pregnant for? (when the woman is just fat!)
~ well...erm... wtf do you say? No idea! just run..run away fast and never look back! haha!
Other risky questions to ask that do have a definitive answer (usually!):
Q: do you fancy a threesome?
Q: do you love me (too)?
Q: do you want babies one day?
What questions has someone asked you before that were impossible to answer? Or did you answer and get yourself into deep do-do?!? Come on! Spill the beans!!
Lots of love,
Brenda C
xxx
Adult Sex Toys City
Why the recession is good for our sex lives
Well, this recession and general downturn in the UK/worldwide
economy has been very tough on lots of people. We've now all got less
money in our pockets than we had a few years ago. Everything is a lot
more expensive and so most of us (except the bloody bankers!!) have
had to make cut backs in our day to day and weekly spending;
We're now not spending so much on clothes as before
We're going to fewer restaurant; and less often
Now taking fewer holidays than before
Buying the more budget brands of food in supermarkets
Well, you get the idea! It does seem pretty grim doesn't it?! But have no fear my darlings.....! There are some good things to mention!
We're now walking and cycling more, choosing to leave our gas-guzzlers at home. But I think more significantly and rather more pleasingly is that we're now having more and more sex. Sales of sex toys are through the roof this year, which must mean only one thing! I mean, quite frankly, there's nothing better than getting our kits off for some good old bump n grinding! It's so good for our health, well-being and our relationships. And best of all it's free to participate!
No wonder people are getting stuck in more and more! And why not? Talk about the stiff upper lip from us Brits in times of trouble! So to you all, I salute you! This must be the thickest and most delicious silver lining I've ever known!!
My prediction is that we'll see another baby boom in a few years time! You read it hear first you lovely people! Argggh! Quite a scary thought eh? lol!!
Well, I realise that for some of you – including myself – that my prediction could be a little on the scary side!! hahaha! Well, don't worry my lovelies cos you know the rules of engagement! Play carefully and pop a hat on it and that'll be job done. :) Plus, let's be frank, you don't always have to have a fuck do you?! Try playing sex games that involve no intercourse. How about a few hours of just foreplay? It will drive you wild! Use your imagination and you can set rockets under your love life!
Let me know if you know of any more inventive ways of using the recession to your advantage! The filthier, the better *grins*
Lots of love,
Brenda C
Adult Sex Toys City
We're now not spending so much on clothes as before
We're going to fewer restaurant; and less often
Now taking fewer holidays than before
Buying the more budget brands of food in supermarkets
Well, you get the idea! It does seem pretty grim doesn't it?! But have no fear my darlings.....! There are some good things to mention!
We're now walking and cycling more, choosing to leave our gas-guzzlers at home. But I think more significantly and rather more pleasingly is that we're now having more and more sex. Sales of sex toys are through the roof this year, which must mean only one thing! I mean, quite frankly, there's nothing better than getting our kits off for some good old bump n grinding! It's so good for our health, well-being and our relationships. And best of all it's free to participate!
No wonder people are getting stuck in more and more! And why not? Talk about the stiff upper lip from us Brits in times of trouble! So to you all, I salute you! This must be the thickest and most delicious silver lining I've ever known!!
My prediction is that we'll see another baby boom in a few years time! You read it hear first you lovely people! Argggh! Quite a scary thought eh? lol!!
Well, I realise that for some of you – including myself – that my prediction could be a little on the scary side!! hahaha! Well, don't worry my lovelies cos you know the rules of engagement! Play carefully and pop a hat on it and that'll be job done. :) Plus, let's be frank, you don't always have to have a fuck do you?! Try playing sex games that involve no intercourse. How about a few hours of just foreplay? It will drive you wild! Use your imagination and you can set rockets under your love life!
Let me know if you know of any more inventive ways of using the recession to your advantage! The filthier, the better *grins*
Lots of love,
Brenda C
Adult Sex Toys City
Sunday, 8 July 2012
Sex Outside? What's The Best Place You've Tried?
I love sex outside. Such a rush! The thrill of possibly getting caught! Or being watched! So many great places to get down and dirty! Me and my friends were in a bar having a drink the other night chatting about all the places we'd had outdoor sex. I had no idea some of my friends were so adventurous!! Here's the top places that came up:
None of us have tried dogging yet; well, at least no one admitted to it lol! - have you tried it? What was it like?
If you have any other cool sexy places to have a good old fuck drop me a message below!
Lots of love,
Brenda C
xxx
Adult Sex Toys
- Car (we had car park, lovers lane, in the driveway!)
- Field
- Shop changing room
- Train
- Plane
- On the desk at work
- Toilets in a club/restaurant
- Back of the cinema (yes really!)
- Woodland
- Park
- Beach
None of us have tried dogging yet; well, at least no one admitted to it lol! - have you tried it? What was it like?
If you have any other cool sexy places to have a good old fuck drop me a message below!
Lots of love,
Brenda C
xxx
Adult Sex Toys
Saturday, 7 July 2012
No Sex Please We're British! Nonsense!
In my opinion the well-known phrase, "No Sex Please We're British!" should be changed to a more swaggering, "Mo' Sex Please We're British!"
Us Brits are loving sex more often. We're becoming more open and honest about our needs and wants. We're taking the fantasies out from our minds and practising them in the real world! To put it mildly, the British love sex and our old stuffy image has got to go!
Here at Adult Sex Toys we've seen this positive change accelerate over the past 5 or 6 years. It's all about losing the stigma and stop denying our deep desires. At first it might seem "un-British" to let loose but I say "poppy-cock to that!"
So, get stuck in! Do what you want so long as you're not hurting anyone!
Lots of love,
Brenda C
xxx
Us Brits are loving sex more often. We're becoming more open and honest about our needs and wants. We're taking the fantasies out from our minds and practising them in the real world! To put it mildly, the British love sex and our old stuffy image has got to go!
Here at Adult Sex Toys we've seen this positive change accelerate over the past 5 or 6 years. It's all about losing the stigma and stop denying our deep desires. At first it might seem "un-British" to let loose but I say "poppy-cock to that!"
So, get stuck in! Do what you want so long as you're not hurting anyone!
Lots of love,
Brenda C
xxx
Friday, 6 July 2012
My boyfriend loves my job as a sex toy advisor
Yes he really does!
Why?
Because I get to try out all the new adult sex toys that my company thinks about possibly selling. Bottom line is this; if I love them, they sell them! So, can you imagine how many I've tried out now?! haha! *blushes*
My boyfriend always loves it when I bring home a new dildo or vibrator. Although he kind of crapped himself when I brought out a strap-on for the first time. He practically cried LOL! It was all GOOD though when I used it on him. He loved it and now cries for more ;)
I genuinely think that my job is the best in the world; trying/testing new sex toys and then buying them in. I also offer sex toy advice for one and all so if you have a question then please drop me a message and I'd be glad to help you
Lots of love,
Miss C
xxx
Why?
Because I get to try out all the new adult sex toys that my company thinks about possibly selling. Bottom line is this; if I love them, they sell them! So, can you imagine how many I've tried out now?! haha! *blushes*
My boyfriend always loves it when I bring home a new dildo or vibrator. Although he kind of crapped himself when I brought out a strap-on for the first time. He practically cried LOL! It was all GOOD though when I used it on him. He loved it and now cries for more ;)
I genuinely think that my job is the best in the world; trying/testing new sex toys and then buying them in. I also offer sex toy advice for one and all so if you have a question then please drop me a message and I'd be glad to help you
Lots of love,
Miss C
xxx
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Wednesday, 4 July 2012
Sex Toys: The changing attitudes
Times are definitely changing - long
gone are the bad old days when people would be too embarrassed to buy their
dildos or vibrators. Even condoms could be difficult for some! Of course the internet has gone a long way in helping
people from all over the world to get over their initial barrier of buying their first adult
sex toy. The internet has revolutionised the ownership of sex toys and has helped bring them firmly to a mainstream clientèle. Only 10
or so years ago one would have had to go to a seedy shop, probably in a run
down part of a city, to set their eyes on the wide range of sexy toys
available. But not now! Even the mainstream media are getting in on the sex toy
craze (or whatever they're labelling it as) with stories appearing
weekly in the big newspapers.
All that said, we still don't want our
neighbours to know that we've just taken delivery of a super duper
rabbit vibrator, strap on dildo and a glass butt-plug (plus lots and lots of
good ol' lube too of course!) - but this "secrecy" is less so about embarrassment and more
to do with us being private about what goes on in our bedrooms. Also it has nothing to do with so-called shame either! If someone's
prudish then it's their loss eh ladies and gents?! And anyway, if
your neighbours did know what you'd bought they'd probably be so
curious that they'd have to go out and buy one (or two) for
themselves! But to save any funny looks, twitching net curtains and
over-exaggerated winks from the postman, it is probably best to have
your sex toys delivered in discreet plain packaging.
I know of many people who have what
could only be described as a “library” of sex toys. These sex toy
addicts could easily have a different dildo/vibrator for every day of
the year! And out of the hundreds of play things they usually have a
favourite one (or two. Or three!) They talk affectionately about
their favourite toys like they're good old friends who've been
through a lot together :) and in many ways they are and they
have been! For the
rest of us, with a more modest collection, most people would consider
that sex toys are an essential part of a very healthy and fulfilling
sex life. No matter where you sit on the spectrum of sex toy owner,
we can all agree that these sexy play toys can add an awful lot of
pleasure to our sex lives and also give a sense of a deeper level of
intimacy; whether you're on your own, with your one special lover or
even part of a large group(!)
For more fun sex toy related stuff why
not pop by to my personal Twitter page where you'll find all kinds of
goings on! Mainly about sex and sex toys. If you'd like to buy a new
dildo or vibrator you'll find a huge selection to choose from at my
company's website; Adult Sex Toys City. As previously mentioned we're here to help if you
don't quite know what toy would be best for you and/or your partner.
Wishing you a happy and fulfilled sex
life!
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