Sex Questions That Are Never Answered Properly!

At least not honestly anyway! Or perhaps they're impossible to answer?

Q: Does size really matter?
~ I mean, how can anyone answer this with a definitive answer where (and please 'scuse the pun) one size fits all. For some a cock the size of a drain pipe with a football stuck on the end is the only prick that fulfils. Whilst for others they care more about the girth or thickness rather than length. Some claim to not care at all. I'm really not so sure on this last point! I personally don't want to be getting out the tweezers and magnifying glass during a romping session. Having said that I don't want a man who thinks that just because he's got a big cock that he can just ram it 'home' really hard - and somehow this will be satisfying or "job done!"


Q: Does my bum look big (in this?)
~ well, I don't need to tell you that this is a pretty loaded question that can never be answered honestly. Guys; if a gal asks you this she's probably insecure about her size of her butt. Don't give joke answers...just tell her she has a great arse and it looks sexy in anything/nothing!


Q: Any question relating to ex boyfriends or girlfriends!
~ I mean, come on! Don't even go there! You don't want to hear about the fantastic sex they had with so and so..all you want to hear is that they had a small cock/smelly pussy, they were shit in bed and that you (yes, you the current lover) are the best they've ever had and likely to ever have! It's a risky type of question to ask...try to avoid even though we're all curios about our loved-ones' pasts!


Q: How long have you been pregnant for? (when the woman is just fat!)
~ well...erm... wtf do you say? No idea! just run..run away fast and never look back! haha!


Other risky questions to ask that do have a definitive answer (usually!):
Q: do you fancy a threesome?
Q: do you love me (too)?
Q: do you want babies one day?



What questions has someone asked you before that were impossible to answer? Or did you answer and get yourself into deep do-do?!? Come on! Spill the beans!!


Lots of love,
Brenda C
xxx

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