Why the recession is good for our sex lives

Well, this recession and general downturn in the UK/worldwide economy has been very tough on lots of people. We've now all got less money in our pockets than we had a few years ago. Everything is a lot more expensive and so most of us (except the bloody bankers!!) have had to make cut backs in our day to day and weekly spending;



We're now not spending so much on clothes as before
We're going to fewer restaurant; and less often
Now taking fewer holidays than before
Buying the more budget brands of food in supermarkets

Well, you get the idea! It does seem pretty grim doesn't it?! But have no fear my darlings.....! There are some good things to mention!



We're now walking and cycling more, choosing to leave our gas-guzzlers at home. But I think more significantly and rather more pleasingly is that we're now having more and more sex. Sales of sex toys are through the roof this year, which must mean only one thing! I mean, quite frankly, there's nothing better than getting our kits off for some good old bump n grinding! It's so good for our health, well-being and our relationships. And best of all it's free to participate!



No wonder people are getting stuck in more and more! And why not? Talk about the stiff upper lip from us Brits in times of trouble! So to you all, I salute you! This must be the thickest and most delicious silver lining I've ever known!!

My prediction is that we'll see another baby boom in a few years time! You read it hear first you lovely people! Argggh! Quite a scary thought eh? lol!!

Well, I realise that for some of you – including myself – that my prediction could be a little on the scary side!! hahaha! Well, don't worry my lovelies cos you know the rules of engagement! Play carefully and pop a hat on it and that'll be job done. :) Plus, let's be frank, you don't always have to have a fuck do you?! Try playing sex games that involve no intercourse. How about a few hours of just foreplay? It will drive you wild! Use your imagination and you can set rockets under your love life!



Let me know if you know of any more inventive ways of using the recession to your advantage! The filthier, the better *grins*



Lots of love,
Brenda C
Adult Sex Toys City